Movie Re-Titles : Oscar Edition

MATM presents some of the best picture nominees, with more appropriate titles, and posters modified to reflect the changes.  Commentary below each image.


This was picked as the more realistic alternative to Peter Jackson's other choice for a title, "Catfood Aliens".  In the end the studio decided that people would much rather see a relevant social issue expressed through the lense of extraterrestrial life then lobster people gorging themselves on catfood.  Luckily, if you watch closely, you can see both.

Current Events

Sorry guys, I was too busy last week to make any posts for this week.  Look for a witty Oscar related post on Monday.

The Cove is A Heart Warming Family Comedy

The Doldrums - Movie Release Dates Examined and Explained

The winter months are the worst for movies.  While the elite have a chance to preview upcoming gems at Sundance, most of us are stuck with pickings from the studios discard heap.  If you have ever wondered, "is it just me or have the movies this month been terrible?" Rest assured,  it is not you, it is verifiable fact.  And, it is not an accident.  MATM examines the trend and attempts to answer why.

Food Inc. Was Delicious


 

In The Loop Is a Colorful Menagerie of Profanity


Nitpicking Avatar: The High Cost of Unobtanium

I already did a post on Avatar, noting among other things the amount of work that went into choosing the name "unobtanium", but apparently I missed a significant hole in the plot.

In this article at Space.com, Seti Institute scientist Dr. Seth Shostak explains that the estimated cost of transporting unobtanium across the stars far outweighs its value.  From the article:
"Now let's consider the tariff for sending a kilo of unobtainium back to Earth. Our descendents in this film have some pretty nifty looking rockets, and we hear shortly after the opening titles that the trip to Pandora takes only about five years (as measured on-board). Well, even the nearest other star system, Proxima Centauri, is 4.3 light-years from where you're sitting. That means that transport between Earth and Pandora occurs at 85% the speed of light or more!
Getting a kilogram of unobtainium (or anything else) up to that speed, and then decelerating it at the end of the ride, takes at least 1017 joules of energy. That's freshman physics. What's the cost of that energy? Our cheapest joules are supplied by your local utility company at about ten cents a kilowatt hour, or 36 million joules per dollar. At that rate, the price of shipping a kilo of unobtainium works out to $3 billion, or — assuming  2% annual inflation between now and 150 years from now — $50 billion in 2154 c.e. dollars (that's the year in which the film takes place)"
 One counter argument might be that by the year 2154 we have developed a much cheaper energy source and can therefore travel between stars at a reduced cost.  But, if we already have cheap energy, why are we fighting tooth and nail to obtain unobtanium?  It is a very interesting observation, something I wish I had noticed before.

Oscars 2009: David vs. Goliath


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